Another great joke to share: Room Service….

Room Service – Tenjewberrymuds

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

To get the full effect it should be read aloud. [You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the
end of the conversation.]

Room Service (RmSv): Morrin. Roon sirbees.
Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service.

RmSv: Rye…Roon sirbees…morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?
Guest: Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs.

RmSv: Ow July den?
Guest: What??

RmSv: Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?
Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RmSv: Ow July dee baykem? Crease?
Guest: Crisp will be fine.

RmSv: Hokay. An Sahn toes?
Guest: What?

RmSv: An toes. July Sahn toes?
Guest: I don’t think so.

RmSv: No? Judo wan sahn toes??
Guest: I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.

RmSv: Toes! toes!… Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?
Guest: English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RmSv: We bodder?
Guest: No…just put the bodder on the side.

RmSv: Wad?
Guest: I mean butter… just put it on the side.

RmSv: Copy?

Guest: Excuse me?
RmSv: Copy…tea…meel?

Guest: Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.
RmSv: One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy…rye?

Guest: Whatever you say.
RmSv: Tenjewberrymuds.

Guest: You’re very welcome.

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